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When your ass gets stanky and you go to scratch it, but end up accidentally fingering your anus.
"Damn, woman, your incessant nagging just knocked my concentration off and I funtizzled my damn bung hole. Now sniff it, bitch."
funtizzle by Nebulad21 November 26, 2005
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Furizzle 

Another word that basicly screams "for real", somewhat sarcasticly. Preps will tipically use the word. It is also known that the popular friend's side kick cannot use the word.
Ashley are you being furizzle right now? Did he really just look at my butt?
Furizzle by raine tones August 16, 2011

fukizzle 

fuck.. thats it.. just fuck
Fukizzle
fukizzle by SlasheR September 21, 2003

The Fujizzle 

When a girl gives you a handjob, and right before you ejaculate, you throw her on the bed face-down, and belly flop on top of her, then ejaculate on her back, claiming her as your mate.
"Hey, man! Last night I gave my girl the Fujizzle, and she loved it!

"Wow, dude! Looks like she's the one!"
The Fujizzle by Oryonnite17 June 1, 2018
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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