Furtleneck
My dog has a furtleneck
Furtleneck by Stephanie89 June 18, 2008
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Turtleneck Butt
Turtleneck Butt by This is what you get December 17, 2020
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turtleneck butt
When you go a month without pooping, and the turd is so huge it stretches you hole so far that afterwards it hangs down loose like the collar of a turtleneck sweater.
I went to camp and couldn't poop for a month. When i finally did, it stretched my asshole out so badly now I've got turtleneck butt.
turtleneck butt by TenhoSede December 7, 2020
Fuckleneck
Also known as fuck knuckle. When you're so fucking stupid knucklehead won't describe you. A complete and total dumbass.
That fuckleneck got arrested again.
Why do people fuck up and marry fucklenecks named Brandon or Jeffery?
That fuckleneck needs to be slapped.
Why do people fuck up and marry fucklenecks named Brandon or Jeffery?
That fuckleneck needs to be slapped.
Fuckleneck by Craci July 26, 2017
Turtleneck Sweater
(n.) A strategically designed sweater that has a piece of fabric at the top which hugs fabric completely around the neck. Mostly worn more recently by snobby artists (usually accompanied by a beret also black) or mom's over 35. However, the sweater originated to solve an age old problem of hiding hickeys. The neck is one of the most common places for visible hickeys to appear after a passionate make out session. The next day when you have to have dinner with you parents (or maybe even grandparents!) the hickey will make them think you are some kind of sex fiend. A fashion designer had this problem and after realizing all of their scarves were dirty (don't ask, that is more sex fiend stuff) quickly sewed extra fabric on top of an old sweater to completely conceal around the neck and thus the hickeys. Now men and women can wear hickeys around their families and everyone will think they just have no fashion sense.
Girl: "Tomorrow I have to spend Christmas visiting relatives."
Guy: "So no Chistmas Eve necking then?"
Girl: "Oh we totally can neck all night, I have an ugly Turtleneck Sweater I can wear!"
Guy: "So no Chistmas Eve necking then?"
Girl: "Oh we totally can neck all night, I have an ugly Turtleneck Sweater I can wear!"
Turtleneck Sweater by Kangarilla September 30, 2014
Swiss Turtleneck
The act of a man's head being placed between two sets of large breasts so that the breasts form a "turtleneck" around the man's neck.
Swiss Turtleneck by Big Choctaw July 9, 2010
one-eyed night-crawler w/ turtleneck
one-eyed night-crawler w/ turtleneck by sonni hopkins September 7, 2005
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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