Fupjaw

The type of lockjaw you get from suckin on fake tiddies. Human jaws simply aren’t built for that kind of resistance, naturally developing severe swelling around the jaw and neck, often resembling a goider.

Jesus, Crenton! What the fuck happened to your face? Are you okay?

Awh fuck man I’m just tryna stop the swelling, Fupjaw is no joke, but that’s what I get for chasing the jade-breasted dragon.

by Mudboot John August 10, 2025