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The type of lockjaw you get from suckin on fake tiddies. Human jaws simply aren’t built for that kind of resistance, naturally developing severe swelling around the jaw and neck, often resembling a goider.
Jesus, Crenton! What the fuck happened to your face? Are you okay?

Awh fuck man I’m just tryna stop the swelling, Fupjaw is no joke, but that’s what I get for chasing the jade-breasted dragon.
Fupjaw by Mudboot John August 10, 2025
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fu⋅jawad foo-jaw-ed
–verb Slang. (Polish root)
1. not working; completely messed up; bungled; confused.
2. graphic sexual action
-noun Slang.
1. wet, nasty toilet paper that sticks to your shoe when leaving the stall.
-adjective Slang.
1. too sexy
1. I fujawad your mom last night.

2. I dropped my computer it is fujawad.

3. I was walking out of the bathroom and noticed a fujawad stuck to my shoe.

4. Man that is one fujawad individual.
fujawad by theamazingtoad April 4, 2009
A fat wife beater who is addicted to alcahol. Due to his addiction, he is also poor and has a bad attitude.
Woah my uncle Sam is a total Bastard. He beats up my aunt everyday!!Not to mention he has this alcoholic smell everytime he visits! What a Fupsaw !!!
Fupsaw by Someone who hates Fupsaws October 24, 2011
Fight, Unite, Purple, and White.
A term used by Anacortes High School students, a bet was made years ago that if the boys soccer team lost against the girls soccer team then the boys would have to be cheerleaders for the girls. The girls kicked ass and the boys didnt want use a gay term like cheerleaders so they took something perv and turned it into a cheer squad.
Original name: fupa
Are you going to the girls soccer game?
Hell ya! Fupaw's going to be there!
Fupaw by 123SuzyQ321 January 13, 2009
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