Funk Ball 

aka Funk Ball: A small white or whitish-yellow nugget found when massaging the tonsils. Able to be removed most effectively with a Q-tip. WARNING: Funk Balls may appear in groups. The stench emitted from Funk Balls is a combination of straight poop and vomit, only worse... much worse.

Quick, flush that funk ball before anyone gets a whiff of it.

Funk Ball by lil aim November 12, 2007

funk ball 

A sleasy, greasie, nasty guy, most likey he has a mullet. Clothing consists of a wife beater Tee and/or a black concert Tee shirt, most likely from the 80's.

That funk ball was checkin' me out, I wouldn't give him the time of day.

funk ball by janet davila November 15, 2004

funk ball 

An annual affair thrown by U.S. Pipe & the Balls Johnson Dance Machine in which people get together for the Funk of it, featuring live bands, funky attire and attitude, and booty-shakin'.

I'll be doing the balls johnson dance at the Funk Ball!

funk ball by SpunkyMcGillicuddy July 24, 2007

funk ball 

1.someone who lives in an extremely filthy house and has sex with men of average wealth with the intention of getting pregnant so she can trap them into child support forever.
2.a woman who plays it off as independent because she knows that nobody will ever marry her.

Sandy the funk ball trapped two guys into getting her pregnant and neither one wants her now that they are sober!!!
Look at her filthy stinking house the funk ball loser, she never cleans.

funk ball by youllalwaysbeafunkball August 18, 2005

ball funk 

small pieces of dead skin and sweat that form between the testicles and the thigh during strenuous actvity. usually extremely smelly

"Don't play with your nuts and then touch me, as I have no desire to be witness to your smelly ball funk"

ball funk by pat hutchison August 7, 2006

Ball Funk in August 

A new fragrance by Victoria Secret to make women smell like balls in August.

Hi Shirley, have you smelled the new sent of the fall, Ball [funk in August[?

Ball Funk in August by Adam Schmidt October 7, 2006

Funk My Balls 

playing with his nuts till his asshole bleeds

Shut the fuck up and funk my balls till my asshole bleeds

Funk My Balls by Masonwinter July 26, 2021