the feeling you get after a session of awesome foreplay followed by passionate sex and screaming into a pillow that leaves you out of breath and unable to move except to give a thumbs up to your significant other.
When you think about having sex so much it makes you act clumsily or stupidly. Alternatively acting the same way immediately after having sex.
Trying to sext but I'm so fuckdrunk it's full of typos.
Just got banged so hard I fuckdrunked out the bedroom and knocked over a lamp.
She made me so fuckdrunk I couldn't talk properly.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.