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tax fugitive

Someone who is VERY short (at most 5 feet and 2 inches), someone who suffers from horrible acne also one of their eyes droops further down then the other one, and is very bad at the game Pokémon
Person 1: I am going to go watch some Ludwig on Twitch!
Person 2: Isn't he a tax fugitive?
Person 1: Yeah, but I only watch him when Clint Stevens isn't online
tax fugitive by Le Funny Man March 13, 2020
Related Words
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fukity fuck 

fuckity fuck (Noun): a sex life involving more than inanimate objects
Anyone caught cheating on this test will get no fukity fuck for the rest of the semester.
fukity fuck by Pinkie_Flamingo October 1, 2012
Depressed? Over Worked? Job Suck? Unappreciated? Family Problems? Money Worries?
When Life Just Blows.... FUKITOL!
Depressed? Over Worked? Job Suck? Unappreciated? Family Problems? Money Worries?
fukitol by Tina June 19, 2005
A chain of Institutes run by a greedy company whose main purpose is penetration sex without lube. They penetrate you slowly with duration of it depending upon your package.
I got enrolled in fiitjee and my butt is already in pain.
fiitjee by tandavpandav May 10, 2018
Acronym internet: F*cked up in the head.
1: Someone's comment or behavior is insane to the point of mental impairment
2: Being mentally off-balance
Did you hear about Tom Cruise's couch-jumping stunt on Oprah? Man, that dude's FUITH.
FUITH by BlinkyStardust July 19, 2005

Funitude 

n.

1. Someone that always exhibits an attitude of fun and excitement in what he/she is doing. This person often is the life of the party and invited to events just because friends/acquaintances know they will have more fun if he/she is there.

2. Person lacking of standard excuses for not having fun or going out, such as: "i'm tired", "I have to get up early", "I have my kid tonight", "My spouse said i can't go out", "I drank too much last night"
Bachelor: Can we go home now I have a wedding in the morning.

Best man: NO! You had better change your funitude right now or no more dances for you!

OR

Person 1: Man, last night was crazy.

Person 2: I know, Person 3 is the world record holder for "purveyor of funitude" (as measured on the official funitudity meter)
Funitude by Dick Turner October 14, 2009