Fudge Biscuit 

The feces that surprisingly pinches out into one's underwear when a fart was expected.

Ed was sitting in the movie theater when he thought he would squeeze one out and blame his friend Frank, but to his surprise a Fudge Biscuit emerged.

Fudge Biscuit by Aeryck November 4, 2004

Fadge Biscuit 

Essentially a smelly cunt with lots of crumbs that are forming a biscuit.

"Awwww I've got an itchy cunt" "ahhh got a problem with fadge biscuits again huh?"

Fadge Biscuit by KingRob February 19, 2009

fudgebiscuit 

A very watered-down, post-ironic, post-jaded, post-angst, anti-internet, 21st century awakened way of saying "fuck"

fudgebiscuits! I forgot to put my clothes in the dryer, it sat in there for three days and mildewed cause of my technology withdraw. Oh well, ":)" "ig" I'll take some cannabidiols, reishi, exercise, eat well, and start sleeping a normal sleep schedule so I'll get enough cognition points to be functional enough to have a routine again!

fudgebiscuit by Wiggleswood Convenience Store January 31, 2020