fucktitude

The degree to which one is fucked.

Our plans were in a state of serious fucktitude when Dave's car ran out of gas.

by Doug March 1, 2003

fucktitude

one's attitude in which they just dont give a fuck.

Jax: "Fuck work! I'm just gonna go in today and pull a Peter Gibbons!"

Wax: "That the fucktitude! You're living the Peter Gibbons Dream."

by JE_Klektik April 26, 2006

fucktigued

When you've been fucking for so goddamn long that you're completely exhausted.

Incapacitated with post-orgasm fatigue.

My girlfriend came to visit this weekend so I'm too fucktigued to go to work today.

I just bought a new vibrator! I'm going to be totally fucktigued tonight.

by apacherose1713 November 23, 2010

sucktitude

Defines the total amount of "suck" inherent in any act, person, object, or event.

The Beets sold out before I could get a ticket. That has a high level of sucktitude.

by Pat Webster February 22, 2006

funktitude

A scale of the funkiness of a person, place or, thing.

'It wasn't the drugs or alcohol in my system that made me run off the road. It was the funktitude of the song on the radio'-James Brown

by chefrob April 12, 2005

conglomeration of fuckitude

A group of idiots creating mass confusion , chaos

The road construction created a conglomeration of fuckitude on the freeway today.

by Casey Casebeer November 8, 2006

Fuckitude

A more precise way of indicating the quality of being fucked up within an object than to simply state that they're fucked up. Measured in °FU, or "degrees fucked up". 0°FU is the absolute minimum, indicating that the object is not fucked up. There is no known maximum of fuckitude; however, the world record for highest fuckitude is the event of George Bush becoming the President of the United States, which measured out into 1,024°FU.

Fuckitude rating of 2g1c: 74°FU

by Lee Godflesh January 5, 2009