Sucktional 

Sucktional- The amount and form of sucking required while giving head.

Damn that girls mouth made such an amazing sucktional vortex that she pulled my soul right out of me. Or she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Sucktional by dirtyd1027 April 18, 2012

fucktional

having or serving a sexual purpose; capable of serving the purpose of sex and for which it was designed: fucktional architecture; a chair that is fucktional as well as decorative

The way the kitchen is designed allows the chefs island great fucktionality.

fucktional by Scub snubs November 7, 2013

Sectional 

An oversized sofa usually double the size of a regular couch

Steve : Wow Kaylee is super pissed today!
Kiersten : So what else is new!
Kaylee : Kiersten I would appreciate it if you and Jake would not fuck on my couch while im sitting on it with you!
Kiersten : It's a Sectional Kaylee & there was plenty of room!
Kaylee : You got cum on me and stained my new couch!
Steve : it's a Sectional Kaylee!
Kaylee: Oh Shut The Fuck Up Steve!

Sectional by SlopNChop June 29, 2018

Fucktional

Used to say that your sexual equipment package is still in working condition after receiving physical trama

Guy 1: Dude you just took a direct hit to your junk! Are you alright?

Guy 2: I think so, everything down there still seems fucktional, i better go see my girlfriend and make sure.

Fucktional by CHe$+nu+ April 16, 2009

Sicktional 

When someone says something they didn’t mean, but they’re sick so they can get away with anything.

Was that sicktional or intentional?

Sicktional by AYYMMEE June 6, 2018

sectional erection 

state when only half of the penis becomes hard, preferably the middle half

She ripped off my pants, but reeled back in horror when she found that I was not fully aroused, but had in fact, a sectional erection.

sectional erection by a&w May 12, 2006

Sectional Harassment

The act of harassing members of your section in marching band either sexually, racially, by grade level, or just plainly being annoying.

"Hey you stupid freshmen, stay in step"
"Wow, <insert name here> are hot, do you want to play with my skin flute?" These are some examples of sectional harassment.

Sectional Harassment by j4991 November 11, 2011