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Fucks Me Off 

A shortenened form of the phrase "fuckin pisses me off". Usually said when the user is so pissed that they forget to say the word pisses which adds to the vulgarity of the phrase which in turn, emphasizes the anger of the user.
Passenger:Hey that guy in the yugo just cut you off and now he is giving you the finger.
Driver:That really fucks me off. Hand me my gun.
Joe:Dude that sucks that your new car just got keyed.
Steve: Yeah that really fucks me off.
Fucks Me Off by smh8885 September 7, 2007
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Fucks Me Off 

The feeling you gets when you see something nice you can'take afford
Tara's new Corvette really fucks me off.
Fucks Me Off by Dianney October 5, 2015

Fuck me off

To have sexual intercourse with the male counterpart
Ragefacestudios:Fuck me off
Person : thats pretty gay but sure .

don't fuck me off

fucking someone off is intentionally disregarding their requests, ignoring them, or otherwise failing to carry out their orders. common in the military
"don't fuck me off again pte bloggins, or you will ALL be wall-sitting until someone fucking dies."
don't fuck me off by strkbrkr August 28, 2026

don't fuck me off

to fuck someone off is to ignore them, or intentionally disregard their requests. common in the military
"YOU MISSED YOUR FUCKING TIMING, PTE BLOGGINS, DON'T FUCK ME OFF"
"EVERYBODY, ADOPT THE PUSHUP POSITION, AND SAY THANK YOU TO PTE BLOGGINS"
don't fuck me off by strkbrkr August 28, 2026

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fuck this, fuck that, fuck me, fuck you, fuck off. 

Over the years listening to people Complaints about everything under the sun. people asking the stupid question. people talking about the same thing over and over and over. After listening to people thoughts, stories, and opinions. You just went to say fuck this, fuck that, fuck me, fuck you, fuck off.
well fuck this, fuck that, fuck me, fuck you, fuck off.
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