Fucknugget

when u fuck nuggets

gf: please just fuck me
me: no b i only fucknugget

by HarryKewell August 04, 2018

Fucknugget

A person or thing that is purely made out of FUCK.
If anyone sees this person a slight "Fuck it's him again" will come out of their mouth.

Bobby: Hey look there is Jimmy.
Billy: Fuck it's him again.
Bobby: Yeah, you are right he is such a Fucknugget

by PuddingPanzer September 08, 2016

Fucknugget

Generic insult. Can be used casually or with malice, works best when describing fat people.

"That dumb fucknugget eats at McDonalds three times a day, then wonders why he's a grotesquely obese fucknugget"

by Lord Henry March 08, 2003

Fucknugget

A hardened ball of male excretion produced usually a few hours after an improper ejaculation, one usually needs to see a physician after producing a fuck-nugget, as it is extremely difficult to expell from the penis.

Person 1: "Did you hear about John? He claims to have gotten a fucknugget!"
Person 2: "Oh my god, I hope he's okay!"

by mustang-wolf December 03, 2012

Fucknugget

When you fuckin a bitch hard and she orgasms so much that a little turd pops out.

Dude I banged Teresa so hard last night that she dropped a couple fucknuggets on my sheets.

by tehbel November 25, 2015

Fucknugget

Slang term for a human infant.

I've changed that little fucknugget's shitty diapers 12 times today.

by Handol July 08, 2014

Fucknugget

1. The best insult mainly because you cant turn it around.
2. Chicken sex.
3. A frustrated cry.

1. Guy 1: Fucknugget! Guy 2: uhh... you... you.... crimple... crimple penis??
2. Oh man. Did you see that fucknugget last night? 19 chickens all banging in an orgy!
3. This paper is being such a FUCKNUGGET (or) FUCKNUGGET! MY COMPUTER CRASHED!

by Whitetrashyt September 26, 2017