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Fucking Fat

Damn do you even lift bro? You starting to look fucking fat
Fucking Fat by thedepressedfiredemon September 16, 2019
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fucking fat-ass 

Someonr who doesn't recognize their own state of being overweight. They generally tend to get in the way inadvertently, not noticing they haves pilled over into one's personal space.
Look at that fucking fat-ass, he's taking up the entire couch!
fucking fat-ass by G.H. October 10, 2005

Fucking fat furry 

A typical fucking fat furry lives in a basement. Where they will spend their entire life down there only going up to the occasional furry convention. They most likely have a missing father figure and they would most likely throw out slurs at you to protect themselves from their insecurities. If provoked by a so-called furry pretend to be their dad no matter which race nationality or species you are they will think don’t you dare dad because they haven’t seen their dad in 10 years. Synonyms include Coomer dream stands pieces of shit and also the anti V1nce
Wow look at that fat Fucking fat furry he hasn’t got out of the basement in 10 years!

You're fucking fat 

What you say to a chick while she is fucking you and you're fat.
*she gets on your fatass and starts riding your dick*

Hey babe, you're fucking fat

really fucking fat bitch 

Its when a female is extremely overweight and when she walks down the street it makes your pupils bleed and wonder if there really is a god.
Bro 1 : Holy mother of mary that bitch is cracking the sidewalk with her cankles!
Bro 2 : This bitch is so ho is fat she uses a parachute for a g-string!She is a really fucking fat bitch.Ahhhhhh!*whisper*Mike hold me im' very scared.
Bro the 3rd : I'm gonna take various parts of a chicken and pelt you with them you greasy load of female.

My fat fucking nuts 

My nuts my fat fucking nuts oh god oh fuck they hurt so bad my fat fucking nuts someone just kill me I can’t take it anymore the immense pain my fat fucking nuts there’s blood everywhere oh god my nuts my fat fucking nuts
Guy With Fat Nuts: Hey Porx
Porx: What
Guy With Fat Nuts: Suck my fat fucking nuts
My fat fucking nuts by Jth1219 March 28, 2019

I'm a fat fucking pig

Brendon Urie in Lil Dicky's song EARTH
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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