Fucking Shit Storm 

When entering a bathroom or public toilet/stall and finding shit on the walls, seat, door, and/or floor. This happens often in truck stops and bars, but occasionally in ones own home.

1) I went in to clean the laied room and it was a mess. It looked like a fucking shit storm in there!

2) Hey, can someone bring me some paper towels. I just created a fucking shit storm in this bathroom!

Fucking Shit Storm by n.f.edwards July 19, 2011

Total Fucking Shit Storm 

Derived from "shit storm, it is when everything bad that could ever go bad happens all at once, pretty much putting you as close to death as possible, with out actually dying. Usually will be a life changing event.

Max was in a total fucking shit storm today man.
What?
Ya, he was in a car accident, lost his legs, is blind, got cheated on by his wife with his best friend since preschool, and got his balls cut of by accident when they were prying him from the car.
Wow, at least he's still alive.

Total Fucking Shit Storm by Godfatha September 14, 2012