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friend fucking 

Because of Zack and Miri make a porno. You know, you want to fuck your friend. The guy you met freshman year of college and still wanna fuck senior year. He might be going to dental school and you're going to med school but he's still super fucking hot and... Well shit.
Me: "Damn it, dude. I've thought you were sexy since I saw you at orientation."
Him: "Fuck, I've always thought the same about you. We should be friend fucking already."

Holy Fucking Chicken-Fried Shit Patties 

An exclamation of surprise akin to "holy shit," designed for situations or events for which it would be necessary to use something crazier than "holy fucking shit."
Max: "Hey look, you're ex is making out with that guy you hate!"
Me: "Holy fucking chicken-fried shit patties!"

friendly fucking 

1. Military jargon meaning friendly fire.
2. When your own guys shoot you by accident (or "accident").
"...His target being a human, generally an enemy but sometimes a friend or friendly. We call this frinedly fire, or friendly fucking or getting friendly fucked."
friendly fucking by jay-x April 24, 2008

you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl 

a quote from a based movie named whiplash
only based people will come upon this page.
"Are you gonna rush, or are you gonna drag, or are you gonna be on my time?!"
"I'm gonna be on your time.."
"My god, you are a worthless friendless faggot lipped piece of shit, who's mommy left daddy, when she figured out he wasn't eugene o neil, and is now crying and slobbering all over my drum set, like a fucking 9 year old girl"