A list of things you've always wanted to do or say but never did until a life-changing event takes place.
After being left at the altar, I decided to create my "Fuck-It List," which includes the following recent revelations and activities:
You're fat and you know it.
Your baby is ugly so stop posting pictures of him on Facebook.
Your breath smells like sleep even after you brush your teeth.
When you smile, it looks like you lost your upper lip.
Also, I took a dump in my mom's toilet tank after she yelled at me for the dog hair in my house.
You're fat and you know it.
Your baby is ugly so stop posting pictures of him on Facebook.
Your breath smells like sleep even after you brush your teeth.
When you smile, it looks like you lost your upper lip.
Also, I took a dump in my mom's toilet tank after she yelled at me for the dog hair in my house.
by sleslie2425 May 24, 2013
A list of things you've always wanted to do or say but never had the nerve to until something life-changing occurs.
After I was left at the alter, I stopped caring so much about other people's feelings and started to be more honest.
I created my Fuck-It List, which included some of the following recent revelations to people:
"You're fat and you know it."
"I don't care about your stupid Facebook remarks. So you ate too much... Like I care."
"Your kid is ugly and you need to accept it."
"You smell like sleep, even after you brush your teeth."
"Your boyfriend chats on you with random people he meets on Craigslist."
Also, I took a dump in my mom's toilet tank after she yelled at me about the dog hair in my house.
I created my Fuck-It List, which included some of the following recent revelations to people:
"You're fat and you know it."
"I don't care about your stupid Facebook remarks. So you ate too much... Like I care."
"Your kid is ugly and you need to accept it."
"You smell like sleep, even after you brush your teeth."
"Your boyfriend chats on you with random people he meets on Craigslist."
Also, I took a dump in my mom's toilet tank after she yelled at me about the dog hair in my house.
by sleslie2425 May 24, 2013
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by 13bitters July 09, 2016
It's a bucket list, but a list of things to do before one goes away for college. It can be written as early as ones entrance to high school, and can have as many items as wanted (the average is around 100-150).
Called a fuck-it list, obviously because it sounds like bucket list, but also because you're going to college, so fuck it.
Very popular for teens in high school.
Called a fuck-it list, obviously because it sounds like bucket list, but also because you're going to college, so fuck it.
Very popular for teens in high school.
Carl: Hey man, what you up to?
Joe: Oh, I'm about to go paint myself blue and pretend I'm an avatar..
Carl: Why the hell would you do that?
Joe: It's on my fuck it list, man.
Joe: Oh, I'm about to go paint myself blue and pretend I'm an avatar..
Carl: Why the hell would you do that?
Joe: It's on my fuck it list, man.
by asdfghjklpouytrewqzxcvbnm May 12, 2011
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by D0c January 10, 2009