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fuck the moon

When you get so mad you jump into orbit and falcon punch the moon so hard it splits in half and explodes
You piss me off so much I don't even know what to do (looks at moon). Fuck the moon
by Ohdamn213 July 27, 2014
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fuck a spider on the moon

When a person tells another person to do a thing that clearly cannot be done. Often used when a person has fucked up, but is too proud to admit it, and instead places the blame on someone else.
Employee: "But, you told me to do it..."
Boss: "Yes, well if I told you to fuck a spider on the moon, would you do it?"
by spiderscantoo September 29, 2009
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