Fuck the cat

1)To really fuck something up.
2)An expression of astonishment, utter amazement

1)I really fucked the cat with that one (driving into a lamp post, for example)
2)"Fuck the cat! That guy's got the biggest cock I ever saw!"
3)"Fuck the cat! That guy really pisses me off, who's he think he is?"

by Clayton Farlowe January 08, 2009

fuck a cat

a term one would say in frustration.

george misses the bus- "fuck a cat!"

by Drewza April 25, 2007

Fucked The Cat

When you make a horrible mistake that could cost both you and your cat your life.

I fucked the cat last night when I was walking with my cat down a dark ally and suddenly Karen sprang out of the bushes with a tazer and a dog named Foo Foo.

by Yam Iandu September 05, 2020

Fucked the Cat

Synonymous with "Screwed the Pooch" meaning one really messed something up

Damn, you really fucked the cat on that one

by KolbyBryan November 28, 2019

fuck a cat

what someone would do in a extreme act of sexual desire.

John: You hear what tyler did because his girlfriend didn't give him any?
Bob:What?
John:He pulled a fuck a cat!
Bob:Another victim...

by jrknights January 05, 2009

fucking the cat

Being in charge/ in control

Who's fucking the cat here? I am, so shut up and hold the tail.

by rolox2 January 24, 2016

Fucking My Cat

The action of wasting time, hanging out with a significant other, or performing unknown activities with others.

"What are you doing today?... Fucking my Cat!"

"What is everyone doing inside that house?... Fucking their cats"

by Sloane Boner June 17, 2009