Fuck the UN
Fuck the UN by AL Riz January 17, 2018
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fuck the universe
A vindictive statement against "The Secret," and persons practicing "The Secret." Usually stated after an undeserving slew of what would typically be labelled as negative karmic occurances against oneself.
Being denied a promotion or being passed over despite doing extremely well at your job. "I didn't get the assistant manager job?!? The janitor did?!?!?!? Fuck the universe!!!"
fuck the universe by FTUProg November 7, 2013
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fuck the unvaccinated
The appropriate attitude towards antivaxxers
"Did you hear about the guy who said he had 99 problems but the vaccine wasn't one of them? He just died from covid."
"Oh well, fuck the unvaccinated. Where do you want to go for lunch?"
"Oh well, fuck the unvaccinated. Where do you want to go for lunch?"
fuck the unvaccinated by supermagic8ball July 26, 2021
Gonna fuck the universe
Gonna fuck it up
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Gonna fuck it right
Gonna fuck it down
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Gonna fuck it all around
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Gonna fuck it right
Gonna fuck it down
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Gonna fuck it all around
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Baby let’s fuck all night
Gonna fuck it left
Gonna fuck it right
Gonna fuck it down
Gonna fuck the universe
Baby let’s fuck all night
Gonna fuck the universe by Bad C dev December 22, 2025
Fuck the duck until exploded
Keep fucking that chicken for a multilingual world. The notion that, if you're translating something into a language you don't really understand, you're probably going to get it wrong, so you might as well really go for it and get it as wrong as you possibly can. Originates from a Chinese restaurant menu.
I can't believe I have ten minutes to translate this sign into twenty different languages, none of which I speak, and at least half of which can be rendered obscene by a single misplaced punctuation mark" "So what? Fuck the duck until exploded!
Fuck the duck until exploded by sanvein December 4, 2010
you fuck with me, you fuck with the universe, you fuck yourself
That guy got what he deserved for cheating on me. You fuck with me, you fuck with the universe, you fuck yourself.
you fuck with me, you fuck with the universe, you fuck yourself by Glitter&Gold March 13, 2009
Shut the Fuck Up Unicorn
A hand signal used to shut everyone up. It is made by pressing ones thumb, pinky, ring finger and pointer finger together, and sticking the middle finger up in the air, so that it looks like a unicorn. Should only be used if Silent Coyote is ineffective. Otherwise it's just obnoxious.
The teacher held up a Silent Coyote, but the class kept talking. After about five minutes, she grew impatient, and busted out the real guns.
Teacher: *SHUT THE FUCK UP UNICORN*
Class is silent.
Teacher: *SHUT THE FUCK UP UNICORN*
Class is silent.
Shut the Fuck Up Unicorn by Chashmonit December 19, 2010
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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