Fuck the UN 

When you succesfully fuck one bitch from each of the 193 UN member countries.

Have you #fuck the UN yet? Not yet brah, I'm still fucking the EU. After that maybe.

Fuck the UN by AL Riz January 17, 2018

fuck the universe 

A vindictive statement against "The Secret," and persons practicing "The Secret." Usually stated after an undeserving slew of what would typically be labelled as negative karmic occurances against oneself.

Being denied a promotion or being passed over despite doing extremely well at your job. "I didn't get the assistant manager job?!? The janitor did?!?!?!? Fuck the universe!!!"

fuck the universe by FTUProg November 7, 2013

fuck the unvaccinated 

The appropriate attitude towards antivaxxers

"Did you hear about the guy who said he had 99 problems but the vaccine wasn't one of them? He just died from covid."

"Oh well, fuck the unvaccinated. Where do you want to go for lunch?"

fuck the unvaccinated by supermagic8ball July 26, 2021

Gonna fuck the universe

Gonna fuck it up

Gonna fuck it left

Gonna fuck it right

Gonna fuck it down

Gonna fuck the universe

Gonna fuck it all around

Gonna fuck it up

Gonna fuck it left

Gonna fuck it right

Gonna fuck it down

Gonna fuck the universe

Baby let’s fuck all night

Gonna fuck the universe by Bad C dev December 22, 2025

Fuck the duck until exploded 

Keep fucking that chicken for a multilingual world. The notion that, if you're translating something into a language you don't really understand, you're probably going to get it wrong, so you might as well really go for it and get it as wrong as you possibly can. Originates from a Chinese restaurant menu.

I can't believe I have ten minutes to translate this sign into twenty different languages, none of which I speak, and at least half of which can be rendered obscene by a single misplaced punctuation mark" "So what? Fuck the duck until exploded!

Fuck the duck until exploded by sanvein December 4, 2010

you fuck with me, you fuck with the universe, you fuck yourself 

what goes around comes around

That guy got what he deserved for cheating on me. You fuck with me, you fuck with the universe, you fuck yourself.

you fuck with me, you fuck with the universe, you fuck yourself by Glitter&Gold March 13, 2009

Shut the Fuck Up Unicorn 

A hand signal used to shut everyone up. It is made by pressing ones thumb, pinky, ring finger and pointer finger together, and sticking the middle finger up in the air, so that it looks like a unicorn. Should only be used if Silent Coyote is ineffective. Otherwise it's just obnoxious.

The teacher held up a Silent Coyote, but the class kept talking. After about five minutes, she grew impatient, and busted out the real guns.

Teacher: *SHUT THE FUCK UP UNICORN*
Class is silent.

Shut the Fuck Up Unicorn by Chashmonit December 19, 2010