Fuck chain 

A horrible chain of events right after another

When a person does something and multiple things turn out for the worse a fuck chain of events.

Fuck chain by Lou Sasssle January 24, 2020

fuck-chain 

noun: A large, flashy peice of neck jewelry (ie: chain, medallion etc)worn by a male-usually a badass-during sexual intercourse, for the sole purpose of watching the "fuck-chain" swing during sex. "fuck-chains" are most often worn during doggy stlye sex so the fuck-chainer can watch it tap against the ass of the fuck-chainee.
Antonym: bitchlace

"that's a nice fuck-chain man, whered u get it?"
-or-
"you ready to get boned? hold on lemme put my fuck-chain on real quick."

fuck-chain by Manny Arocha December 8, 2005

fuck on the chain piece 

Meaning “fuck it we ball” or “fuck it”

“Hey tom go jump into that lake fully clothed”

“bet fuck on the chain piece”

fuck on the chain piece by Finch is cool 69 May 7, 2024

Chainsaw Fuck 

Commonly confused with literally fucking someone with a chainsaw. "Chainsaw Fuck" refers to any zombified like humans that chase you down with a chainsaw. They usually wear a potato sack over their head with one eye hole, and are most notably found in the Resident Evil 5 video game. Its weakness tends to be a shotgun blow to the abdomen and/or head at point blank range or a few magnum shots to the head region.

"Oh shit watch out for that Chainsaw fuck!"

"Shoot that Chainsaw Fuck! He's gonna get back up"

"That Chainsaw Fuck is one nasty fuck."

"I just fucked up the Chainsaw Fuck with my Clint Eastwood magnum."

Chainsaw Fuck by John Clitt April 3, 2009

fuck em with a chainsaw 

This describes extreme hostility toward others.

They say we're the losers, well fuck em with a chainsaw!

fuck em with a chainsaw by I, Wreckerrr March 27, 2017

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw 

Popularized by the movie, "The Heathers", this phrase is said in response to a request one deems impossible or absurd (much like being gently fucked with a chainsaw). It's basically a way of showing someone how ridiculous what they've just asked sounds.

Ex.
Veronica: “Why can’t we talk to other kinds of people?”
Heather Chandler: “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. Do I look like Mother Theresa?”

Dylan: "Hey Nick can I borrow your car once its out of the shop?"
"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw. You crashed it just last week!"

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw by Cotbumm July 21, 2016

fuck me sideways with a chainsaw 

referring to someone who is really screwed. just a bigger emphasis on how fucked they are.

this is far from a good thing, if you couldn't tell by the name.

mother; "we're going to visit your grandparents tomorrow! yay!"
daughter; "fuck me sideways with a chainsaw."

fuck me sideways with a chainsaw by josie minus the pussycats June 29, 2011