"1.2 Billion, so you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store... And and and a supermarket! You control the guy or the women runs the... runs... ru... ru... runs... Brings out the carts on on on on a forklift. What happened!!!?" - actual Joe Biden quote.

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Fuck Joe Biden, AKA The worst president ever.

Fuck Joe Biden, he wants to defund the police and can't remember a word he says!!!

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A life-long corrupt politician with a history of being an actual racist.

All Joe Biden wants to do is destroy our country and raise taxes and fuck over Americans...
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Fuck Joe Biden, the worst USA president

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JOE BIDEN IS A FUCKING IDIOT THAT WANTS TO RAIDE GAS PRICES AND RAISE TAXES AND SLEEP ON HIS FUCKING CHAIR AND NOT MAKE US HARDWORKING MEN MONEY.

Fuck Joe Biden because he is the fucking slowest, sleepy-ass-bitch on Earth.

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

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