Irregular Fuck Beat, or IFB, is a very off rhythm or IRREGULAR beat of one person giving it to their partner in the bedroom or where ever he and she may find it appropriate to bang.
*knockknockknock knock knock knockknockknockknock*
Dude do you hear that?
Yea wtf is that?
Not sure lets find out.
(in hall way outside of bedroom)
*knock knock knock knockknock knock knockknockknock*
Oh thats just He and She.
She did tell me earlier that He had a really bad IFB.
ifb?
IRREGULAR FUCK BEAT ooohh ok, at least move the bed away from the wall so others can all sleep.
An example to use fuck a beat in a sentence pertaining to a certain situation would be somethinglike a friend suggesting a wild idea
“Wanna go to the cemetery and summon demons?” And your response would then be the phrase “fuck a beat” which ultimately means shittt I meannn why not? Fuck a beat!!
Basically it means to beat someone down really bad with punches, kicks, elbows, and so forth.....there doesnt' really have to be a whole lot of blood (though the more the merrier).....but as long as the dude's hobbling off and wakes up the next day with a good reminder of why its a bad idea to fuck with you in the first place. Thats what it would mean to "beat the fuck out of someone"
I was blind drunk and beat the fuck out of this redneck.....he got it pretty bad, to be honest =/
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."