Fuck To Bed

to pass the fuck out, usually after all day of drinking and doin drugs.

"ay wheres duncan dude"?

"he's fuck to bed doh"

by Ricardo II December 25, 2008

Fuck the Bed

Cry of dismay.
Originates from the sense of utter helplessness and anger that only someone who has to resort to Bed Fucking can truly understand.

"Gal, Makes us a cup of tea"
"We've run out of milk."
"Ah Fuck the Bed, Gal."

by Jay January 8, 2004

Fuck bed

Fuck Bed
When staying in hotel room with 2 beds ONE is designated for fucking and one is dedicated for sleeping. This is for the purpose of keeping all of your sex juices in one place and having a clean place to sleep afterward.

“Oh no no!! Don’t sit there, that’s the fuck bed...it’s covered in hot wet spots!!!”

by PixieGirl1973 March 21, 2019

fuck-bed supreme

A bed that has seen a lot of pus or johnsons without having the sheets washed.

I went over some strippers house a couple weeks ago and noticed that one of them had a fuck-bed supreme

by Kitie Write February 27, 2010

fuck you, get in bed

the phrase you say when you have a love/hate relationship with someone. Emphasis on the love.

"Do you want some cupcakes?"
"No. Fuck you, get in bed"

by bitchitis123 February 18, 2021

suck, fuck, and head to bed

Its when you getcha head, then you fuck, and head to bed afterwords.

Man this Jessica bitch gave me the suck, fuck, and head to bed last night and man was it blazin.

by K Deezy December 31, 2007

Fucked the bed

Screwing up something so ridiculously that the entire project was about as effective as "fucking the bed"

Wow Craig, you missed setting your line up Sunday after a brilliant week and ended up handing over your win, you really "fucked the bed" on that one.

by Savage Banshee April 23, 2017