Fuck The Chicken

A term used by marijuana enthusiasts to describe when someone accidentally coughs into the pot smoking device whilst still trying to draw smoke from it's mystical chambers, thus causing the weed held in the bowl to go flying out of the bowl.
Harold: Dude, take a fat hit of this gandalf pipe!

Chong: Mmkay... (takes giant rip, keeps trying to inhale more smoke -the greedy bastard- though his lungs are obviously to capacity. Suddenly, he can't old his compusture any more, and the smoke comes billowing out of his mouth and into the gandalf pipe, making the embering weed fly to the ground, out of the pipe) *cough cough cough cough*

Harold: Shhhhiiiiittt maaaang! Wha'd you have to fuck the chicken for?
by Zackaconda August 13, 2010
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To accidentally slip up and say the wrong thing on camera or before a large public group; more specifically, to accidentally say a forbidden word (usually "fuck") on the air or in a place where it is forbidden.

From an on-air gaffe made by Ernie Anastos of WNYW-TV in New York on 16 September 2009, when he accidentally told a fellow anchorman to "keep fucking that chicken."
"Did you see last night's SNL? That new girl totally fucked the chicken."

"Slash is an old chickenfucker from way back. Jim Morrison used to fuck the chicken a lot. I think Bono fucked a chicken or two in his day, too."
by Blackie Stark October 03, 2009
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Fucking that chicken

To continue doing a menial task that offers little reward.

Made famous by a live-news-television slip by a New York Fox anchor Ernie Anastos in September 2009.
"Are you going to the hockey game tonight?"

"No, I have to work late again tonight at the 7-Eleven."

"Well, keep fucking that chicken."
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when you are "fucking a chicken" you are having sex with it.
HEY DUUUDE IM FUCKING A CHICKEN MAAN IT FEEL GOOOOOOOOOD. lol
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John: Hey, Fred...did you understand what Professor Smith was talking about in class today?... Read More

Fred: Not a word. He was totally 'Fucking the chicken' on that one.
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Keep fucking that chicken

Keep up the good work.

Coined by television anchor Ernie Anastos during a live broadcast of the Fox 5 New York local news. (See videos on YouTube.)
News anchor to weatherman: "Great forecast. Keep fucking that chicken."
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This expression became a term of encouragement after the following exchange in a live New York local Fox News broadcast at the end of the weather report.

Ernie: "It takes a tough man to make a tender forecast, Nick."
Nick Gregory: "Well, I guess that's me!"
Ernie: "Keep fucking that chicken."

The first line is a parody of a commercial for Perdue chicken from the 1970's, in which Frank Perdue uttered the tag line, "It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken." "Keep fucking that chicken" was the punchline of a joke of the same time about how Perdue did it.
Way to go, buddy. Keep fucking that chicken!
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