"That is the weirdest fortune-teller I've ever been to. She just kept saying the Fuck Taro cards were not in my favor."
"Well, you are an unnatractive asshole with no chance of getting laid in the future, so that makes sense."
"Well, you are an unnatractive asshole with no chance of getting laid in the future, so that makes sense."
by Spork_damage April 27, 2007
by Morahh August 01, 2006