The wordyour mom screamed last night when I blew her back out after fucking her so hard.
" plea.. ple..please I can't I.. I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME HARD. I WANT to feel your hard throbbing cock ram into my pussy as I beg you to go faster." Your mom screamed on the verge of creaming.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"