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Fuck me hard

Words a female would use during sexual intercourse
Shandaquafius: Oh Requisition fuck me hard right in the pussy!
Requisition: I can’t! My dick has gone as far as it can go!

Fuck me hard

The word your mom screamed last night when I blew her back out after fucking her so hard.
" plea.. ple..please I can't I.. I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME HARD. I WANT to feel your hard throbbing cock ram into my pussy as I beg you to go faster." Your mom screamed on the verge of creaming.
Fuck me hard by Urmomwenthard December 19, 2021

Fuck me hard

A woman wanting a man to thrust and cum inside of her
F- Fuck me hard baby Ooh- fuck me hard yeah just like that.
Fuck me hard by sexy_defys January 19, 2021

fuck me hard

Usually used when pissed off or in disbelief.
person 1: "yeah that's actually due today"
person 2: "oh fuck me harrrrrrrd!"

*arriving at a store that just closed*
person: "UGGGH FUCK ME HARD!"
fuck me hard by Katarina K December 24, 2006

fuck me hard daddy 

A slang sentence a girl/ woman uses to make her soul mate (boyfriend or girlfriend) have sex with them harder as is fast un controlable fucking
fuck me hard daddy by Disnigga09 April 22, 2018

fuck me hard up the arse with a stick 

A statement that is said in the event of utter disbelief, or in shock, awe, etc.
Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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