Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck

A song sung to the tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck,
Screw a kangaroo!
69 a porcupine,
An orgy at the zoo!

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck by MinecraftBloke123 June 16, 2023

Fuck fuck fuck a duck 

Song

Fuck Fuck Fuck a Duck
Screw a Kangaroo
Finger Bang an Orangutan
Orgy at the Zoo

Fuck fuck fuck a duck by WB-dog June 28, 2010

fuck a duck 

An ode to duck fucking to the tune of the popular children's song, "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Finger an orangutang.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Eat a grape, rape an ape.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Masturbate with a snake
Sunning at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you cum at last!

fuck a duck by Quackalishus March 22, 2004

fuck a duck and give it a buck 

something to say when it all goes wrong

guy 1 : dude, someone just robbed your house

guy 2 : well, fuck a duck and give it a buck!

fuck a duck and give it a buck by wootwootdewde July 8, 2012

Go Fuck a Duck 

A great phrase that can be used to get people to shut up, and it ryhmes!

Teacher: "Why didn't you do your homeworck?"
Person: "Go fuck a duck"

Go Fuck a Duck by John F K May 24, 2005

fuck fuck fuck a duck... 

A Song sang to the tune of row row row your boat.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Sixty-nine a porcupine
And hope he blows you too.

fuck fuck fuck a duck... by Dana July 11, 2004

Fuck a duck 

When something goes wrong. Can be used to express anger or disappointment.

"Fuck a duck, I just missed the bus"

Fuck a duck by Phil May 23, 2004