To be used when a person in your presence is being intensely annoying such as spouting complete nonsense and therefore serving no useful purpose existing.
Go fuck spiders! Interesting thought, which legs do you part to gain entry? Hence, how to amuse a fool.
by rjc56 July 30, 2006
a big fucking spider, in summary, you are able to hear the damn footsteps on your wood floors, and somehow it is breathing and you can hear it.
Yo dawg i just saw a big fucking spider.
Did you kill it?
Nah, it was too big
Well, it may have stolen your car on the way out.
Did you kill it?
Nah, it was too big
Well, it may have stolen your car on the way out.
by fuckmemoment July 1, 2010
Here to Fuck Spiders
Edited Australian slang. The term "Not here to Fuck Spiders" is derived from and is another way of saying, “not here to fuck around. I am here to get the job done”.” Stop wasting time we have things to do”.
So, by default, "here to Fuck Spiders" is simply to mess around, goof off, waste time, and have a blast. Or as a means of using the internet to procrastinate, pursuing frivolous websites rather than accomplishing work. Could also indicate an unnatural attraction to arachnids.
Can be used around women and children as “here to fornicate with arachnids’"
Edited Australian slang. The term "Not here to Fuck Spiders" is derived from and is another way of saying, “not here to fuck around. I am here to get the job done”.” Stop wasting time we have things to do”.
So, by default, "here to Fuck Spiders" is simply to mess around, goof off, waste time, and have a blast. Or as a means of using the internet to procrastinate, pursuing frivolous websites rather than accomplishing work. Could also indicate an unnatural attraction to arachnids.
Can be used around women and children as “here to fornicate with arachnids’"
1. "Hey man, you wanna get drunk tonight?"
"Sure bro! I'm here to fuck spiders!"
or
2. "Did you finish your essay?"
"No, I started disking around. I'm not motivated right now. Just here to fuck spiders."
"Sure bro! I'm here to fuck spiders!"
or
2. "Did you finish your essay?"
"No, I started disking around. I'm not motivated right now. Just here to fuck spiders."
by soupersalad May 13, 2016
by rahx April 8, 2015
A way of saying; why aren't we doing it already, I'm already doing it, or it's already done.
Possibly derived from ant fucker, is a call to action.
Possibly derived from ant fucker, is a call to action.
by Johntom March 26, 2008
your at a pizza place and the guy asks
pizza guy: are you here to buy some pizza
you: well im not here to fuck spiders
pizza guy: are you here to buy some pizza
you: well im not here to fuck spiders
by illigalnavy October 5, 2015
Your mum's friend: What are you doing in Woolies? Grocery shopping?
Your mum: Well, I ain't here to fuck spiders!
Your mum: Well, I ain't here to fuck spiders!
by lemonfresh November 28, 2016