i'm not here to fuck spiders

(Australian) "I'm already doing that" or "Obviously, yeah"

At the bar with a friend
Mate: do you want to get a beer?
Me: well, I'm not here to fuck spiders!

i'm not here to fuck spiders by rahx April 9, 2015

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well im not here to fuck spiders

used in a super obvious question as a reply that involves why your here.

your at a pizza place and the guy asks

pizza guy: are you here to buy some pizza
you: well im not here to fuck spiders

well im not here to fuck spiders by illigalnavy November 23, 2015

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