noun:
1. people stationed at the exit of a store to check you merchandise and receipt, to ensure that you have not shoplifted anything that the plain-clothed security personnel, ubiquitous cameras and hidden
tag scanners did not detect
2. people employed by a store to treat you like a criminal, immediately after you just spent
money in that store
Note: the greetard is sometimes tasked with double duty, as a frisker (see greetard),
Friskers are most usually found in Wal-Mart, Best Buy and Costco, although they are by no means limited to these establishments.
Friskers
will almost always
lie about the reason, when asked why they are checking your
bag (
ironic, since they are there to ensure honesty from the customer, but these store representatives are not bound by any code of honesty themselves).
"
Phillip, let's go to Circuit City instead. The price is the same, and we won't be
treated like criminals by the friskers when we leave the
store."
