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dog frisked 

When you draw ugly hair, a mustache, or a penis or whatever on a picture of someone either in a magazine or a photograph.
Mom! Jessie totally dog frisked my school picture. She made me look like a monkey with dread locks with a dick in his mouth.
dog frisked by Boobmcgee February 13, 2010

Friskey Pirate

Performing intercourse into a female pirate's eye socket who does not have an eye.
After I took off her eye patch and saw that she didnt have an eye, I friskey pirated her all night long.
Friskey Pirate by beefywalrus December 13, 2010

grissle frisker 

one who searches the penile region of another, often in an unwelcome manner
The Department of Homeland Security has made a concerted effort to hire highly trained grissle friskers in an attempt to search many the dong for contraband.
grissle frisker by Clem Middia September 12, 2012
Something that's so adorably cute it makes you cry.
Jim: Did you happen to see the kittens Sarah brought in?
Casey: No, I was too busy making my physics final.
Jim: Oh, that's too bad! Those kittens were the cutest friskens I've ever seen!
Frisken by ILovePhysics<3 June 1, 2009
noun: 1. people stationed at the exit of a store to check you merchandise and receipt, to ensure that you have not shoplifted anything that the plain-clothed security personnel, ubiquitous cameras and hidden tag scanners did not detect

2. people employed by a store to treat you like a criminal, immediately after you just spent money in that store

Note: the greetard is sometimes tasked with double duty, as a frisker (see greetard),
Friskers are most usually found in Wal-Mart, Best Buy and Costco, although they are by no means limited to these establishments.
Friskers will almost always lie about the reason, when asked why they are checking your bag (ironic, since they are there to ensure honesty from the customer, but these store representatives are not bound by any code of honesty themselves).
"Phillip, let's go to Circuit City instead. The price is the same, and we won't be treated like criminals by the friskers when we leave the store."
frisker by shankus December 1, 2004

Fiskedyr 

Fiskedyr is a beautiful native word from a foreign country. It is commonly used as a way to describe a beautiful person. A fiskedyr can for example be a person with a bubbly personality and a Beautiful face. It isnโ€™t a common word but those who know how to use it correctly are very lucky
Person 1: you weird fiskedyr
Person 2: aawwee tank youuuu
Fiskedyr by Fiskedyr April 30, 2021
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wifeโ€™s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž
Wifeโ€™s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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