When a male buys an all American pie, uses the filling as lotion for his dick. Once the filling is to thin to see gets a blow job so when he cums instead of his nasty foul cum you might taste lemon or Apple all with same great texture you love in cum.
Bon Que-Que: Oh my God Kriste did you hear about Michaels cum every female in this school swallows for him, that's foul.
Kriste: No you dumb ass Michael uses fruit juice on his dick that's why it taste so good.
Used to describe s straight man who does something considered to be gay or feminine. In the movies Jay might use this word to Describe Silent Bob.
man 1: I had to wash the dishes today after work.
man 2: Isn't that supposed to be your wifes job, fruit juice?
OR
man 1: *bumps into man 2*
man 2: watch it, fruit juice!
When someone says that they aren't gay, but could possibly be a little curious, they are only made of 25% fruit juice. When someone is fully gay, they are 100% fruit juice. Typically, the average person is between 1% and 5% fruit juice. The term fruit juice is related to the percentage of homosexual you feel you are, compared to the total amount of gender you are. So, let's say you are 70% straight, and 100% male. The difference between your percentage of straight and percentage of gender is the amount of fruit juice you are. Therefore you would be 30% fruit juice.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*