fruit bat 

an affectionate name for a close friend.

Cook from Skins (UK) talking to his friend JJ: Nothing's going to change, man. You're my very own little fruit bat.

fruit bat by Skinssir December 31, 2011

Fruit Bat 

A term used to describe blind gay men.

Lewis: "Did you find any butt down at the club tonight?"
Dirk: "Nah, it was Fruit Bat night, just a bunch of blind queens groping and echo locating each other."

Fruit Bat by Johnny Anonn April 12, 2013

Fruit Bat 

Slang for a Narcissistic person. May look super cute and fuzzy but turns out they are a sneaky creature of the night that lives to flit from one place to another sucking the sweetness out of everything they get too close to.

That guy is a total Fruit Bat. He's hairy and cute but he sucks the sweetness out of every woman he's ever been with then flies on to the next one. Total narcissist.

Fruit Bat by dreamie09 August 22, 2022

fruit bat 

Fruit bat: noun:

1. A bat that hangs in trees, making it look like a piece of fruit. This works as camouflage to protect against potential predators.

2. A crazy person who has eaten so much fruit, they now look like a plump juicy piece of fruit, and have an odd urge to take a nibble.

1.

A: Look at the fruit tree!
B: No, that tree has been dead for awhile, those are definitely fruit bats.

2.

A: I saw a rather plump man holding a peach and licking his fingers a bit too much.
B: Totally a fruit bat.

fruit bat by bpepps April 13, 2011

fruit bat 

a fruit bat is when you delicately (so not to damage the fragile mammal) blindfold your lover w/ your extremely streched balls.

fruit bat by Anonymous July 30, 2003

Fruit bat 

When a young man cuts his hand before he masturbates to recreate the feeling of popping a cherry.

I fruit batted this morning to that virgin sara. It reminded me of our future first time.

Fruit bat by The Commodores December 10, 2012

fruit bat 

a big bat in the family pteropodidae
they have big balls (no offense)
fruit bats are also called flying foxes
they look like dogs lol

I saw a big fruit bat hanging upside down on that big tree!

fruit bat by arc April 11, 2022