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frosty morning
Whilst your partner snoozes, you give your penis a tug and finish on her eyes. Effectively glueing them together, resulting in a frosty morning when she wakes up.
Ahh I'm having such a terrible day. My boyfriend gave me a frosty morning and it took me twenty minutes to clean it up.
frosty morning by Jizzonface April 20, 2014
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Fuck me with a frosty mop
Fuck me with a frosty mop by morphinemitt April 28, 2008
frosty monkey
the sexual act of ejaculating onto a female's hair, and helping pick out the semen particles, much like monkeys groom one another.
frosty monkey by The Shaggin' Wagon May 9, 2008
frosty moustache
When a gay man releases his specimen on his partner's moustache, giving it a fantastic frosty coating.
Guy 1: So how'd it go with Bruce last night?
Guy 2: What a night! First we had dinner, and then we went to his place and I got an amazing a frosty moustache!
Guy 2: What a night! First we had dinner, and then we went to his place and I got an amazing a frosty moustache!
frosty moustache by HippityHoff March 10, 2016
Frosty moustache
Waking up the next morning after going down on your female partner. If you have a moustache then you have a achieved a frosty moustache.
Frosty moustache by anonymous April 9, 2021
Frosty Full Beaver Moon
This is the name for the full moon in November- has to do with setting beaver traps in the olden days.
Nowadays it means doing the nasty under the moonlight nice and tight, on a cold late night
Or quite the opposite -a natural woman who is so pissed off, she moons you rather than putting out
Or What happens when you set a trap for a hot natural woman
Nowadays it means doing the nasty under the moonlight nice and tight, on a cold late night
Or quite the opposite -a natural woman who is so pissed off, she moons you rather than putting out
Or What happens when you set a trap for a hot natural woman
Got myself a frosty full beaver moon, last night behind the subway station, or was that the tool shed--we was so hot I can't recall where the hell we was!
Frosty Full Beaver Moon by amesababe2 November 9, 2011
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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