Frost butt 

Frost butt is the feeling of immense coldness on one’s butt, after sitting on a cold toilet seat. It frequently happens when a window to the bathroom was left open in the wintertime.

Oh man, Andy left the window open again and now I’ve got Frost butt.

Frost butt by a-town February 26, 2019

frost butt 

The painful exposure to cold wintertime air of skin that should really be bundled under several layers of clothing.

guy 1: (shivering) "There was this huge long line for the bathroom, so I went out back to take a leak. Now I've got a serious case of frost butt."

guy 2: "Dude....TMI...seriously."

frost butt by Veranda Collingwood January 3, 2011

butt frost

Butt frost is the frost that builds up on a nudists butt when standing outside too long in on a extremely cold Winter day.

Jenny developed butt frost when she went outside to get the mail.

butt frost by CharPoop February 24, 2015

front butt 

(noun) An enormous, fatty enlargment of the abdomen, genital, and thigh region that morphs together to create the appearance of a bulbous ass on a persons front.

Male sufferers of front butt syndrome often have dickdo disease, while female sufferers can be known to have a condition called a gunt.

I saw a woman with a bad case of front butt, it looked as though she had stuffed a pillow down the front of her pants.

front butt by R February 14, 2005

cunt punt the front butt 

when a woman has a "front butt" aka fupa which is the fatty vagina/stomach and it looks like she has a butt on the front of her, and someone cunt punts her (a strong swift kick to the cunt). the cunt punt of the front butt if done properly will cause a wave of fat rolls up her stomach. It really is quite a sight to behold.

actual convo: Cunt punt her front butt But u gotta hit the vag part of the vagumic or it’s not a cunt punt in the front butt. if she has a fupa whch is the stomach that hangs down aka Dunlap’s disease (her belly dunlapped over her belt) someone needs the assist by lifting said fupa to cunt punt the front butt

cunt punt the front butt by Twat waffle 1981 March 13, 2018

front butt 

not the regular butt in the back, but go around front and you will have your front butt aka your genitals. p and vaG

"ima stick this crayon in your front butt"

front butt by william T williamson August 6, 2008

front butt 

A convention way of tiptoeing around the word vagina.

"Either you have a fish in your pocket or your front butt needs some maintenance."

front butt by Shope July 20, 2008