Frost Cock

A life threatening condition of the penis due to extensive exposure of extreme cold temperatures.

Issa got frost cock and the head of his penis had to have a glansectomy and he also had to be castrated.

by I_Am_The_Lamb May 25, 2018

Frost Cock

A condition in which one's penis becomes frozen or numb from not wearing heavy enough pants and/or underwear. Typically occurs during prolonged outdoor exercise such as running or walking on a really cold day.

Runner 1: Dude are you okay?
Runner 2:(on the floor cupping his crotch) Why did I wear shorts today?
Runner 3: Frost Cock!

by Ry-Guy2 March 12, 2009

y-front cock pocket jock rockets

A disgusting type of underpant when worn upon a young man that could be characterised by their seamy beige colour and (in most cases) exceedingly optimistic pocket for storing manhood snugly. They sit low on the hips and are in much the same fashion as a short, and are unfortunately very prone to showing the slightest skidmark, nay the barest touching of cloth by the turtle's head, in glaring, nauseating contrast.
Men who favour the y-front cock pocket jock rocket, are likely to be of the dopey gurning toothpick calibre, and in nearly all cases may also be placed in the try-hard pigeonhole.

That doopyloopy fucking stayed the night at my house, and jocked it in my bed next to me wearing nothing but his horrible y-front cock pocket jock rockets!

by becy May 3, 2005

Horse Cock Frosty

The poor excuse for a desert marketed as the Vanilla Frosty at Wendy's. As a successor to the original Chocolate Frosty it is a complete failure and anyone buying it obviously loves horse cock.

Wendy's Employee: "How may I help you?"
Customer: "I'd like a large Chocolate Frosty please."
Wendy's Employee: "I'm sorry we're out of Chocolate Frosty but we have Vanilla."
Customer: "What the fuck do you mean you're out of chocolate frosty? You're out of real frosty and you offer me some HORSE COCK FROSTY bullshit? I don't want that crap. If I wanted something that reminded me of Chris Pontius in Jackass 2 drinking horse jizz I'd go to McDonald's and get a McFlurry."
Wendy's Employee: "Sir, You don't have to use that language."
Customer: "I find your offering of a Horse Cock Frosty offensive. Fuck this. I'm going to Arby's for a Jamocha Shake."

by Steven Cartman Dangler III February 26, 2011

cock in front of the cabin

To put the cock in front of the cabin is when one brings something they don't want onto themselves by their own actions. Simialr to waving the red flag at the bull, this could take the form of setting someone else up with an irresistable insult accidentally or leading someone on inadvertantly.

Jenny was pissed last night because I kept trying to have sex with her, but she really put the cock in front of the cabin when she came over to talk at midnight wearing nothing but stilleto heels, crotchless panties, and a lobster bib.

by Mr.Quackers5380 November 20, 2009

Frosty the snow cock

When there are many bubbles in the bathtub and they cover your pud as if you had just been in a snowball fight naked and your dick got hit with a snowball and is snow-covered.

Man, I got frosty the snow cocked in the bath last night by my woman and she said it looked like I was in gay porn. She ain't gettin any tonight.

by ZAN*** December 15, 2003

Frosty cocko

When your wieners so cold, you gotta wrap your bag around it and hold it in your hand

Hey CP whatcha holding there?

CP says “it’s so cold, I got the frosty cocko”

by Rosiecredit October 12, 2021