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front hole 

A rather harsh-sounding but anatomically accurate term for the female sex organ.
"Want to save the environment? Then don't fuck in the front hole."

“A woman who already recycles at her optimum will still increase her carbon footprint forty times by having two children.” (cited from a study at Oregon State)

"Abortion is green."

- all quotes by Doug Stanhope
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Front hole 

A term used to reference the vagina, or vulva area depending on the anatomy being referenced. It is often a term used by trans men and AFAB trans people to refer to their bodies in more comfortable ways.
I like using my front hole for sex, but it still gives me dysphoria.

I still need Pap smears because I have a front hole.
Front hole by Vos-ren August 23, 2018

Front hole 

The open orifice containing a wet, slithery, movable organ used to make repugnant sounds, located in the face of a right-wing, usually racist, loud-mouth when it’s in use to spew bigoted, hateful rhetoric, often for personal gain (grifting) or to advance a repellent worldview that’s rejected by anyone with a halfway decent soul.
Commentator Tomi Lahren used her front hole again on Twitter to accuse all illegal immigrants of raping innocent American teen girls.
Front hole by GOP Jesus June 20, 2024
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026