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front hole 

A rather harsh-sounding but anatomically accurate term for the female sex organ.
"Want to save the environment? Then don't fuck in the front hole."

“A woman who already recycles at her optimum will still increase her carbon footprint forty times by having two children.” (cited from a study at Oregon State)

"Abortion is green."

- all quotes by Doug Stanhope
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Front hole 

A term used to reference the vagina, or vulva area depending on the anatomy being referenced. It is often a term used by trans men and AFAB trans people to refer to their bodies in more comfortable ways.
I like using my front hole for sex, but it still gives me dysphoria.

I still need Pap smears because I have a front hole.
Front hole by Vos-ren August 23, 2018

Front hole 

The open orifice containing a wet, slithery, movable organ used to make repugnant sounds, located in the face of a right-wing, usually racist, loud-mouth when it’s in use to spew bigoted, hateful rhetoric, often for personal gain (grifting) or to advance a repellent worldview that’s rejected by anyone with a halfway decent soul.
Commentator Tomi Lahren used her front hole again on Twitter to accuse all illegal immigrants of raping innocent American teen girls.
Front hole by GOP Jesus June 20, 2024
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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