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Front Poop 

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When a male of any age is wearing extremely tight or sometimes loose pants, making the genital situation look like a big or small pile of,well, poop in the front.
Lisa-- Jordan is looking hot in his new outfit.

Janie--Yeah, I guess, if he didn't have a major case of front poop.
Front Poop by Taylor TESK December 2, 2011
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Front Poop 

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When you're wearing extremely tight pants and you're erection looks like you took a shit and it went to the front of your pants.
me:Dude, my pants are so tight..

friend: yeah, just look at your Front Poop.
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Front poop • Poop-Froot • Frontpooch • front poo chute • Front Poodle • Front Pookster • front butt • front • front loader • front ass

Front poop 

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a front poop is a black mans dick since it resembles a turd coming out of the front of the body
your dick looks like a front poop
Front poop by icwatudidthur September 12, 2010
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Front Poop 

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When you spill chocolate on your pants in the front and it looks like you shit yourself.
Emily Smith looks like she has a front poop.
Front Poop by LA Bear May 11, 2022
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Poop-Froot 

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Poop-froot also refered to as ass hymen or butt cherry, is the virgin seal of one's asshole meaning when a young male has a penis intrude or be welcomed into the gay asses hole between his furry butt cheeks pounding it out of firm tightness to loose often bloody drooping O-ring , that right until that moment had been untouched.usually a term saved for the fagboys.
The poor boy never being to prison before ,didn't stand a chance when his hulking cellmate "Bubba" aproached with his big black penis and said celly lye down on ya belly and get ready for me to make jam of your poop-froot.
Poop-Froot by Splooter Mcgavin October 14, 2018
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Frontpoop 

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The slang term used for a women giving vaginal birth. Often used by vial male nurses to describe the act of labor.
1. "Did you see that women in room 409? She frontpooped a fucking alien." 2. "I frontpooped my first three children, the last 12 were sliced out of me."3. "When I frontpooped my last child, his head was so big the doctor had to give me three extra stitches."
Frontpoop by Saheba March 6, 2012
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Frontpooch 

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Mississippi slang for vagina, pussy, or cat
Eh girl your frontpooch taste sweet when you let me eat it.
Frontpooch by Tabs on Tabs February 14, 2020
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