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Froddage 

To receive sexual pleasure by rubbing your junk on a woman, unlike intercourse, when there is penetration.
My girlfriend is a good girl, so she won't fuck me.

Dude, just give her some froddage!

What the hell is froddage?

When you tit-fuck a girl, tit-fuck her ass, or armpit fuck her, STUPID!!
Froddage by Froddage Cheese November 23, 2009
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Froddage 

A practice commonly found in German-decent predominantly male societies in the Middle East.

This practice comprises of widening the urethra of one male through artificial means, followed by a second male, uncircumcised, attempting to insert the tip of his penis into the first. Both men stroke the penises together and attempt to ejaculate simultaneously.

Can be spelled frottage.
Because of sexual frustration, the two contractors got busy with the froddage.
Froddage by JMacDaddy March 27, 2009
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Froddage Cheese 

When performing froddage, you finish between her butt-cheeks, tits, or armpit, and the semen gets all crusty and starts smelling foul, much like cottage cheese.
Man, my boyfriend didn't tell me he came when he tit-fucked me.

Why is that a bad thing?

Cuz I didn't shower afterwards, and I got froddage cheese all over my tits.
Froddage Cheese by Sir Froddage December 2, 2009
physical contact with the penis, testicles, vagina, breasts or buttocks, while passing another person in a crowd; inconspicuously copping a feel
I scored some wicked "frodage" on that chick with the nose ring.
frodage by Dave Locain May 19, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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