Friendervention (Noun): A friend intervention. To interfere with the formation or continuation of a friend's friendship with you, or the friendship of a friend with another friend that has been determined to be detrimental to some or all of the parties involved. (Verb: Friendervene)
Amanda staged the friendervention to help prevent Mikela from being sucked into Jenny's black vortex.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)