Friend Child

a friend who wants you to adopt them but your not sure if you're going to be their friend or child, or maybe both, call them your friend child.

girl: my friend Lila wanted me to adopt her so I did but I don't know if she's my friend or child?
boy: call her your friend child lmao

Friend Child by ThatsGirloverthere March 16, 2017

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Childhood friend complex

Childhood friend complex is when childhood friends fall in love together.

Sometimes abbreviated to "CFC"

"Did you see X's girlfriend?"
"What? No! She's just his friend"
"You sure? No childhood friend complex going on?"

Childhood friend complex by Tsk the AI August 30, 2025

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Childhood Best friend day

On April 4th we all celebrate our best friends we’ve had since we are little! The best friends we’ve shared many memories and continue to share memories with, post them and appreciate them!!

“Me and Lala have been besties since 1st grade!!!”

“Omg today is Childhood best friend day ! Go get her flowers to show you appreciate her!”

Childhood Best friend day by ahotmf April 3, 2023

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kentucky fried children

A resturaunt in murica that steals and kidnapps children and put them in grinders and serve to other fellow muricans. And also they laugh at babies that have no parents and them steal them to reward shrek for good behavior and work ethics. Never eat there unless its on your bucket list or in your parents will. Skumbags

KFC was sooooo good!!! Never had anything like it.
What the fuck you are eating your own kind. I hope you're happy Eating Kentucky Fried Children

kentucky fried children by Anomonys Kid420 April 27, 2015

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Deep fried children

Popular U.S restaurant serving Mexican orphans. Based in Florida. Serves fried child organs, curly fries (the child's hair) and lastly, whole child (raw or cooked) See Deep Fried Babies for the other branch catering to American children.

billy : hey wanna go to the new restaurant, Deep Fried Children
pepo: sure

Deep fried children by Pepo (Ceo of DFC) May 24, 2019

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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