A frienade is when you throw your friend into a group or guys/girls. Benefiting your friend because it wasn't their fault and they get to touch the opposite sex for a quick second and or minute, and benefiting yourself because it was funny.
You can cook a Frienade by hyping them up telling them it's an easy way to cop a feel without getting slapped. Cooking a frienade is when they do it willingly with open hands and a smile on their face.
"I threw a frienade into a group of girls shopping at abercrombie."
"You just got Frienaded!"
"(group of girls together) OH NO WATCH OUT FOR THAT FRIENADE HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS'NT SHOWERED!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.