A frienade is when you throw your friend into a group or guys/girls. Benefiting your friend because it wasn't their fault and they get to touch the opposite sex for a quick second and or minute, and benefiting yourself because it was funny.
You can cook a Frienade by hyping them up telling them it's an easy way to cop a feel without getting slapped. Cooking a frienade is when they do it willingly with open hands and a smile on their face.
"I threw a frienade into a group of girls shopping at abercrombie."
"You just got Frienaded!"
"(group of girls together) OH NO WATCH OUT FOR THAT FRIENADE HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS'NT SHOWERED!"
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.