Friday Confession 

A no judgment group chat between friends where sins are confessed and forgiven on fridays in order to have a clear conscience before the weekend. These confessions are not limited to recent sins but all sins.

Friday Confession: I once witnessed a man fail to retrieve his iPhone that he dropped in the middle of Rochester road before the light turned green. I counted 17 cars that ran over his phone as he sat on the side of the road watching helpless. I've never felt so much joy in my life. It was hilarious.

Friday Confession by Big Body C Dawg November 5, 2016

Friday confusion 

1 When you wake up at 7am and need to get down to the bus stop. Then you see your friends in a convertible and are faced with the choice of kickin in the front seat or sitting in the back seat.

2 The act of forgetting the days before and after Friday.

1 Rebecca: Which seat can i take?

Person: she has friday confusion

2 Rebecca: yesterday was Thursday. today it is Friday. tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterward.

Person: We all know you are a confused child.

Friday confusion by livilessthen3 April 16, 2011