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Freudian Autocorrect
Freudian Autocorrect is when you're texting and your phone autocorrects a word you attempted to type innocently and replaces it with something less innocent yet more appropriate to what you meant.
When I texted him to see how his day was going and he replied with busty instead of busy, his phone's Freudian autocorrect told me exactly where his mind was.
Freudian Autocorrect by Ehrris September 14, 2011
Related Words
Freudian nip
Freudian nip by NawDude January 6, 2011
Freudian Trip
similar to a Freudian slip, this is when a person under the influence of serious mind-altering, reality-bending psychedelics sees what he or she is thinking.
a good mix of acid and trittles can cause this; it becomes thrice as interesting when occurring simultaneously with synesthesia.
a good mix of acid and trittles can cause this; it becomes thrice as interesting when occurring simultaneously with synesthesia.
This is some good shit... Cheney started talking, and I saw me trying to squeeze out a huge loaf. Talk about having a freudian trip.
Freudian Trip by Wild Drunken Bill June 27, 2008
Freudian slip
A slip of the tongue in which a word that the speaker was subconsciously thinking about is substituted for the one that he or she meant to say.
"For seven and a half years I've worked alongside President Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex... uh... setbacks." -A Freudian slip by President George H.W. Bush
Freudian slip by Jario777 June 1, 2009
Freudian ears
An error in hearing that is interpreted as occurring due to the interference of some unconscious ('dynamically repressed') wish, conflict, or train of thought of a sexual nature.
Ben: Hey man, did you see my cool trick?
Jeremy: Why would I want to look at your dick?
Ben: What? I said trick, I think you've got some Freudian ears.
Jeremy: Why would I want to look at your dick?
Ben: What? I said trick, I think you've got some Freudian ears.
Freudian ears by tikib March 1, 2011
freudian slips
A Freudian Slip is when someone means to say something but accidently says something else, which reflects their true thoughts/ opinions or supressed desires about something.
Examples of freudian slips...
"that chick was TEMPTING...I mean attempting to..."
or
"cosec + sex...I mean cosec + sec"
"that chick was TEMPTING...I mean attempting to..."
or
"cosec + sex...I mean cosec + sec"
freudian slips by BitchnProud June 11, 2006
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026