Freudian swype

A practical joke frequently played on not-so-smart people by disturbingly intelligent cell phones, wherein a neutral word in a text message is automatically replaced by Swype to create inuendo where none was intended.

Text #1: "I'm looking for semen to help me."
Text #2: "Damn freudian swype, that was supposed to be 'someone' not 'semen'."

Freudian swype by paperklutz January 23, 2011

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Freudian Swype

Occurs when your SmartPhone taps into your unconscious and inserts words into your posts, texts, or emails that were not what you intended, but are usually much more interesting and often revealing.

New freshman facebook post on the first day of classes.

She makes a Freudian Swype when she uses her Droid to make the following Facebook post. "First day of caskets! Here we go!"

Freudian meaning: The student is afraid that she is going to die; that is, that she is not ready for college.

Freudian Swype by Dr. Chrispy August 27, 2012

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Freudian Swype

When using Swype on an Android phone to text and the wrong word pops up, unnoticed, changing the meaning of the text. (Usually in a funny or sexual way)

"Hey! Am I gettin laid 2nite?"

-"WHAT!?!?"

"Sorry, freudian swype. Am I gettin PAID 2nite?"

Freudian Swype by Lucas Spynacus January 11, 2013

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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Hardo

A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.

Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!

Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014

Word of the Day on August 1, 2026

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