Freudian swype

A practical joke frequently played on not-so-smart people by disturbingly intelligent cell phones, wherein a neutral word in a text message is automatically replaced by Swype to create inuendo where none was intended.

Text #1: "I'm looking for semen to help me."
Text #2: "Damn freudian swype, that was supposed to be 'someone' not 'semen'."

Freudian swype by paperklutz January 23, 2011

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Freudian Swype

Occurs when your SmartPhone taps into your unconscious and inserts words into your posts, texts, or emails that were not what you intended, but are usually much more interesting and often revealing.

New freshman facebook post on the first day of classes.

She makes a Freudian Swype when she uses her Droid to make the following Facebook post. "First day of caskets! Here we go!"

Freudian meaning: The student is afraid that she is going to die; that is, that she is not ready for college.

Freudian Swype by Dr. Chrispy August 27, 2012

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Freudian Swype

When using Swype on an Android phone to text and the wrong word pops up, unnoticed, changing the meaning of the text. (Usually in a funny or sexual way)

"Hey! Am I gettin laid 2nite?"

-"WHAT!?!?"

"Sorry, freudian swype. Am I gettin PAID 2nite?"

Freudian Swype by Lucas Spynacus January 11, 2013

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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