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freshlete 

A Freshlete is a person, who keeps to their original qualities, unimpaired by outside influences and is always striving to be fresh in every aspect of their lifestyle.
Guy 1: Did you see that dude wearin' that Mike Stud Tee?
Guy 2: yea, dude is a total freshlete. Always coppin that new swag.
freshlete by datnewnew417 November 3, 2011
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freshlessness 

The state of feeling tremendously freshless.
The state of having lost freshness or purity.

adj. freshless
adv. freshlessly
After masturbating to gay Danish porn, I feel a certain freshlessness come over me.

Rate the freshlessness of these celebrity vaginas on a scale of 0 to 10:
- Paris Hilton
- Madonna
- Britney Spears
- Dane Cook
- Tila Tequila
- Casey Johnson
freshlessness by Spiderman33 February 25, 2010

Freshley's 

the pubic region above a vagina or penis A.K.A. the bikini region
jim: "hey what happened with that girl last night?"
you:" oh dude, her Freshley's was shaved like Micky Mouse!"
Freshley's by Micael Cera July 11, 2012