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Frenchinese

A person not necessariy residing in France or China, but of French and Chinese descent. Being racially 'mixed' Frenchinese people are subject to stellar French beauty, charm and romance as well as Chinese logic, superior abilities in the field of mathematics, and video game skills. However, this talent is usually neglected due to the more socialist roots of the Frenchinese as they are more influenced by the social sciences. Overall, a romantic and a passifist, somewhat conceited and intelligent, the Frenchinese possess the best of both worlds.
If you were to combine the DNA of Casanova, Mao Tse-Tung, Blaise Pascal, Ed Westwick and Walshy into an artificial sperm and inject it into Aurelie Claudel's womb, the result would be a typical Frenchinese offspring.

France China French Chinese Ed Westwick Walshy Mao Tse-Tung
Frenchinese by HarmonicAaron October 10, 2009

Frenchenese 

what you tell your french teacher you don't speak when you want to annoy her
Madame: Bonjour! Quest-ce que tu aimes faire?

Bored Student: Sorry, I don't speak Frenchenese.

Teacher: EXCUSE ME?

Frenchineering 

Poor quality engineering from a french engineer
This awful quality workmanship is a fine example of frenchineering

Frenchinality

The unique combination of arrogance, unnecessary complexity, and passive-aggressive surrender that defines the French national character. Characterized by an unshakeable belief that one’s own mediocrity is actually sophistication, and that everyone else is simply too uncultured to recognize it.
“He spent 45 minutes explaining why his store-bought baguette was superior to homemade bread, then gave up halfway through eating it — pure frenchinality.”
Frenchinality by French_Reality April 14, 2026