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Frenchaboo

someone who isn’t French but believes that they are
Someone who ISNT French: “I’m like the French one in my friend group

Everyone else: “she’s such a frenchaboo omfggg”
Frenchaboo by iateapickle:) July 5, 2020

frenchaboo

Someone who's obsessed with France and all things french. This obsession can get to a point where the person becomes addicted. Sufferers of the Frenchaboo disease are commonly named Eloise.
'omg france france france french oui baguette oui sil vout plait!!!'

'... shes a frenchaboo'

Frenchaboo

Someone who's obsessed with France and French culture, to the point they believe they're French themselves (even if they have no relation to France at all).
"When I'm older I'm going to move to France, I totally belong there. I'm practically French myself! insert french words!"
"...they're such a Frenchaboo..."

Frenchboy 

One of nine principle characters from Victor Hugo's "Les Misérables". All young, all adorable, all French, all usually portrayed in fanfic as being ready and willing to engage in debaucherous sexual activities with one another. Mention of a Frenchboy or Frenchboy slash rarely fails to evoke a fangirlish "squee".
Enjolras, Combeferre, Courfeyrac, Jean Prouvaire, Joly, Bossuet, Bahorel, Feuilly, and Grantaire are all Frenchboys.(One might include Marius in this mix, too.)
Frenchboy by BellaSpirita November 14, 2004

frenchpooch frenching 

engaging in a passionate kissing/licking with a dog's asshole. as well you eat anything the dog makes including shit and farts.
everynight John enjoyed giving his dog a good, long frenchpooch frenching.
frenchpooch frenching by ghorg August 16, 2010

frenchbooking 

Popping french fries with one hand, checking status updates and shit on facebook with the other until the fries are all gone and your keys are salty salty!
Franny was cold so she popped into MckyD's for a little frenchbooking.
frenchbooking by etchasketchy January 11, 2009