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french my asshole and make me cum ! 

french my asshole and make me cum ! is what my roomie, Matt, says to me when he wants me to rim and tongue-fuck his asshole until he has a cumgasm.
Matt often says to me "french my asshole and make me cum !" -- so I do and he really moans!

french my asshole 

french my asshole means for a guy to dart his tongue in & out of another dude's asshole.
Matt said, "french my asshole", so I did - and I made him cum!
french my asshole by USAF Cadet August 31, 2021

french toast my asshole 

An expression used with anger, brought on by irony.
Alanis: "It's like rain on your wedding day, a no smoking sign on your cigarette break, like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife, like meeting the man of your dreams...then meeting his beautiful wife.........

FRENCH TOAST MY ASSHOLE . "

FRENCH KISS YOUR ASSHOLE 

A PSEUDO PRUDE who is afraid to say what they are really doing in the DEFINITION.

Say what you mean as don't let your inspiration run dry.
I am not TORN to FRENCH KISS YOUR ASS BUTT this is how I really feel as I want to not FRENCH KISS YOUR ASS, CHEEKS BUTT FRENCH KISS YOUR ASSHOLE so let THE SHIT COME OUT as I will even LIE NAKED on the floor.

Don't be such an ASS as say I WANT TO FRENCH KISS YOUR ASSHOLE.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022