French Picnic

When you go down on someone and get a troublesome pubic hair lodged in the back of your throat.

"Our first date was going swell...until he gave me a french picnic."

French Picnic by goat_job May 17, 2017

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french picnic

To give or receive oral sex in a classy manner while relaxing in a public setting.

I had the best french picnic the other day at ben and jerrys

french picnic by KyleKarl December 6, 2013

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French Picnic

To give or receive oral sex in a beautiful outdoor setting.

My wife and I enjoyed a French Picnic on a empty Caribbean beach.

French Picnic by shniggs September 14, 2015

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French Picnic

When one male licks the ass of another man.

My mouth tastes terrible this morning. I went to the Castro last night and gave way too many french picnics.

French Picnic by Magic and shabam June 2, 2018

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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