French Picnic

When you go down on someone and get a troublesome pubic hair lodged in the back of your throat.

"Our first date was going swell...until he gave me a french picnic."

by goat_job May 17, 2017

french picnic

To give or receive oral sex in a classy manner while relaxing in a public setting.

I had the best french picnic the other day at ben and jerrys

by KyleKarl December 6, 2013

French Picnic

When one male licks the ass of another man.

My mouth tastes terrible this morning. I went to the Castro last night and gave way too many french picnics.

by Magic and shabam June 2, 2018

French Picnic

To give or receive oral sex in a beautiful outdoor setting.

My wife and I enjoyed a French Picnic on a empty Caribbean beach.

by shniggs September 14, 2015