French Lettuce

'French Lettuce' is a term meaning condom.

it's an old term as my parents use it...

girl; i'm ready

boy; okay, let me go get the french lettuce
girl; okay make sure it's on properly

girl; i'm pregnant...
boy; OMG! the french lettuce must of had a whole in it....

by urbansmartypants123 November 8, 2011

french lettuce

An endearing or playful term when referring to a well-used vagina.

The prostitute asked: "Would you like to nibble on my french lettuce?"

by Jamott February 14, 2009